Human Fly Trap

"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!"

"Yes, son?"

"Mom. Come see Mom. Come see the bee."

"Okay, let's see. Oh, baby, that's a fly not a bee. That's a fly."

"Uh-yeah. That's a fly."

"Yup. See how it's all black? A fly is black. If it was a bee it would be stripey. And fuzzy."

"Uh-yeah. I gonna catch that fly."

"You're going to catch that fly?"

"I gonna catch that fly in my hands like this."

"Wow. What are you going to do with that fly when you catch it?"

"Uh-yeah. I gonna catch that fly and I gonna squish it."


Oh, boy.