Wednesday, May 28

A Sass Act

From an email exchange between my boss and me.
(Yeah, this is how I speak to my superiors)

From: Pjer
To: Jenn (and some other people whose names are being protected)
Subject: vergadering
Importance: High

Ladies,…..

I like to invite you to my party
Wednesday at 14.00 uur sharp…..
Are you to [sic] late; eigen schuld dikke bult, the door is closed and you get a penalty


From: Jenn
To: Pjer
Subject: RE: vergadering

Is the penalty a long story all about me? I will take it.

jenn

From: Pjer
To: Jenn
Subject: vergadering

No, you have to bake a nice tart and all the slices are for us and not for the person who received the penalty! Scary…….boehoe!?

Groetjes.
Pjer

p.s the leader is always in time

From: Pjer
To: Jenn (and some other people whose names are being protected)
Subject: vergadering

Ladies,

I’ll send you a nice agenda…
Jenn says: ”I (shall) want to bake a tart for the first time”!
Thank you Jenn on behave [sic] of all.

Groetjes
Pjer


From: Jenn
To: Pjer
Subject: RE: vergadering


Hahahaha! Sure. But beware, it just might be a booger tart.

Cheers,
jenn



NO REPLY RECEIVED. NO TART DELIVERED.
Weird that.

10 comments:

  1. Just to keep him on his toes for next time (and to help cement your reputation as a weirdo), you should have baked something like a mincemeat tart, cut in in half so everyone could see the kinda-boogery-looking insides and then taken it in and presented it to him with a big smile.

    ...and keep an eye on your mailbox in the next week or so.

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  2. ummmm...given that the whole post here was about email, I guess I should have specified that the eye should be on the snail mailbox for something from Texas.

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  3. Oh I love the atmosphere at your work :-)

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  4. hmmm... me thinks, "crass act" is more appropriate. ;)

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  5. i just popped in for a visit and was charmed by your post today! Just goes to show what a freak I am!

    You are funny. I love jami's idea about the mincemeat tart. Too funny.

    storm

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  6. 14:00 sharp?? You mean, people in the Nederlands arrive to things on time? In Belgium that's unheard of. Seriously, when someone says the party is at 20:00, they mean for you to show up somewhere between 20:30 and 21:30. People think I'm insane cause I show up for things a half hour early and everything here starts a half hour late. Just another reason for me to start mentioning a possible move to the Nederlands, hehee.

    Oh and Hans told me once that booger might translate to neusbeest (nose monster)

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  7. Sounds kinda like my office. But no one would ever ask my to make a tart!

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